A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do: Buy merch!
It’s the season of tie-dye. Don’t fight it, just wear it.
Baby says: Rawr! Wrap yourself up in a Reptar blanket.
It’s Everyone’s favorite big kid! Rock Susie in watercolor.
Chucky! Chucky! Chucky! The struggle is real. On a T-shirt. We feel you.
The gang’s all here. Emblazoned on a black tee.
Those ‘90s kids might be all grown up now, but adulting is hard work. Take a page from this book.